Paint me like one of your French girls

Boooooze Cruise By: Corey Carter On the 7th of September the first social event of the season kicked off, and what a night that was. With a decent turn out (of mostly new faces) from the Cru' they quickly took advantage of the drink special and started sinking the drinks like the Titanic did back in the early 1900's. After half of us went to the wrong exit in Hamamatsucho Station, and having to make way back through the station...which probably annoyed the gate guard, Frank led us in his most commanding voice towards the boat, "This way to the fookin' boat." One of our new members decided to take his liver for a ride and beat the previous record of Travis (with just 18 cups of beer in the two hours), Alex KGB Craft took it up a notch and finished a record setting 20 beers in the allotted two hours. Of course after the mass consumption, his motor skills started declining...(had to be the excessive carbs intake). Sadly, as quickly as this majestic journey began, it had to come to an end. This cruise however did not end up at the bottom at the Atlantic Ocean. Frank, Joel, Gen, Brendan and Brett carried on at a nearby HUB to support our sponsor, sadly it took Frank over an hour to realize that the others had left. See you guys during the season or the next Social Event.